July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 11, 2021

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July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

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July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch

Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"

by Imjustinlovewiththisonegirl September 26, 2021

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July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

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23 July

Girls who are born on this date are the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will always hug you when you feel down and try to make everyday as happy as it can be.

My gf borns on 23 July and she always takes care of me when I feel needed

by anonymous December 26, 2022

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Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!

So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.

by JulieM91 November 23, 2019

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