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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage
That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon
by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018
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Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
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Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.
- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!
by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024
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jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.
"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".
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Jon Jon

A very great and open person once you get to know him better. He often gets side tracked but he finds the right people to be around and makes everyone happy. Often gives his own happiness for others and he only looks for the best in others and wants to bring others to their best version of themselves. Don't be Jonathan, be a Jon Jon <3
Omg you're such a Jon Jon, ugh fxck this homework lol!!
by 350149 November 21, 2021
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jon

jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH
yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass
by slaygay April 17, 2022
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