Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em

Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job

by hjiig December 21, 2018

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021

Wanky Job

Handjob

this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed

by applejackss July 3, 2010

Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022

Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.

I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.

by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014