Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019

jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is so sweet

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

Jacob Kietty

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*

Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!

by Bob Huckleberry April 18, 2017

jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

jacob wadeson

Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.

Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson

by DrGirth May 5, 2020

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020