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Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.
My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
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Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.
When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
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Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014
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Rotten Job

when a guy is getting a blow job behind a dumpster at a fast food place, or vise versa a guy eating out a girl behind a dumpster.
damn Myra you gave me a good rotten job.
by gabeezy swag November 14, 2011
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Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay
Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs
by 30 inches June 26, 2021
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Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
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