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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
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Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.
Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \
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Jerry

The most radical, tubular, righteous dude you'll ever meet! Legend has it that whoever sees him worships the ground he walks on.

His talents: Everything
"I wish I were Jerry"
- Everyone
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Jerry Fatigue

When negotiating with someone, and you spend the entire time reiterating a simple perspective, and they wear you down by failing to acknowledging anything you say and bringing up things that are completely irrelevant.
That negotiation was horrendous.. I finally gave in to jerry fatigue and walked out the room.
by AgentSm1th October 26, 2018
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Aqua Jerry

When two homeless people with no more than collectively eight teeth are having sex in a fountain.
“ honey look! There’s an Aqua Jerry in the 9/11 memorial fountain!”
by Faffie April 17, 2025
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Jerry

Person 1: oh shit that scumbag is JERRY

Intellectuall: He IS A SHIT BAG
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Jerry

Jerry the Berry with the Merry eating curry moving like furry.
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