The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the Jay-Petermanmug. A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.
by Fancycarol December 26, 2016
Get the Jay Gannmug. Person 1: hey dude why did furryman123 log off runescape?
Person 2: oh he's a total jay dalton, i think he's doing heroin for a bit.
Person 2: oh he's a total jay dalton, i think he's doing heroin for a bit.
by ninetyate July 15, 2019
Get the jay daltonmug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Jay Prakashmug. by w###jay February 5, 2022
Get the jay luxmanmug. A Cory is often a small man who surrounds himself with lots of friends to make him seem stronger.He strives in the wrong path which could lead him to do bad things.A Cory causes fights and can often be annoying to be around
by Vdkdksjdjdjdjd December 13, 2018
Get the Cory Jaymug. Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason
by Jason R Davies the First July 8, 2023
Get the Jay Daviesmug.