Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

Shaking The Bacon

Commonly called "Shakin' The Bacon" Slang term for "Having sex"

"Timo and Katie got caught shaking the bacon"
"What are you doin? Shaking The Bacon?"
"Their Shaking The Bacon"

by Master Jacobs June 29, 2006

bacon diamond

Vagina

n. pl. va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae
(-n)
Anatomy
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
A similar part in some invertebrates.
Botany A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem.

"Look at the size of that bacon diamond"

by BimDan January 5, 2004

Smokey Bacon

Slang for cannabis

Wanna get some smokey bacon for tonight bro?

by Dr Pot November 2, 2013

taken bacon

mature with companionship

your a single pringle im taken bacon with the wifey

by gingerman8518 February 14, 2014

bacon attack

When you sneak up behind a person (works best when done to girls) with them not knowing you're there and screaming "bacon!!!!" really loud.(you'll know if it worked if the person jumps!)

Scream bacon!!! (don't say attack) can't give an example....yet.........bacon attack

by Caleb X June 12, 2007

The Bacon Tuxedo

The Bacon Tuxedo is like the joke The Aristocrats in that it is the grossest, nastiest sexual deviance imaginable at the time it is dispelled. It is not so much one sexual position as it is many with some sort of a wild story behind it and a bit of pizazz. It is up to the story teller just what positions and fluids are involved in the act so long as it is improvised and original. The teller begins by stating "I was giving this girl The Bacon Tuxedo the other night". This will usually be followed by someone asking, "What is The Bacon Tuxedo?" Then you follow with your version and end with, "and that my friend is The Bacon Tuxedo."

I was with this crazy slut the other night named Cindy. We went to her place and started going at it pretty hard. She did not waste anytime before she was behind me giving me a Rusty Trombone. After a few minutes of that I threw Cindy to the floor as I was in the mood for a Cincinnati Bowtie, but not before I Tea Bagged her for a bit. Being in the position I was in I couldn't help but think it would be a good time for a Cleveland Steamer so I let loose whilst giving her downstairs a bit of a Golden Shower. Then it was obviously time for a Chili Dog. I gave the sweet girl a Dirty Sanchez soon after pulling my cock out of her shit covered breasts. This is when her roommate, Stacy, comes out and says "Hey, what's all the commotion?" and begins laughing her ass off when she sees Cindy's upper lip. Stacy then decides she's going to strap on a giant black dildo they have aptly named, Apollo Creed. I rub my hands together thinking Cindy is in for it, but before I know it I am taking it in the ass from Apollo and giving it to Cindy doggy style. I then decided it was time for a Houdini. I spit on Cindy's back and to her surprise as she turned around I blew my spunk in her eye. I hadn't meant to cum in her eye, but I figured at this point I should just kick her in the shin completing an Angry Pirate". I later Donkey Punched Stacy and got her to do the Angry Dragon the next morning. And that my friends is The Bacon Tuxedo.

by Dirtbag and Dinosaur Balls October 20, 2010