Harry Hackenbauer

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

by Floydiandream August 23, 2009

Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

fa-hucking

An emphasis on the word fucking.

That was fa-hucking incredible.

by KnauerPepper September 12, 2011

grant hockin

grant is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he's loyal, trustworthy, loving, and caring. he has bright green eyes, is tall with brown hair. he's super athletic and a stud at baseball. his smile lights up a room. he's one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. he has a great sense of humor and a huge heart. he knows how to treat a girl right. once you get him, don't ever let him go because he really is one in a million. the way he looks at you gives you butterflies, the way he holds you makes you never want to let go, the way he treats you makes you feel like the most special girl in the world, like his angel. he really is someone amazing.

"i love my grant hockin, i never want to lose him again!"

by angel333hk January 8, 2012

christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014