A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.
Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."
Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013
Get the Golden Handkerchiefs mug.The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012
Get the Golden Ambush mug.The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)
Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
by J numbatwo December 16, 2018
Get the Golden veil mug.by Karkels April 11, 2016
Get the golden santa mug.She is a Golden-Clover
by 777777777777777777777777777888 March 12, 2023
Get the Golden-Clover mug.The Golden Blend is the perfect hand in the card game Solitaire. The best start blend in Solitaire. Requiring near to no moves to solve. Only a few people in the world has gotten the legendary blend, Dating back to early 1800s. With legends living in some people's family tree.
by Jacob Karlzone November 25, 2020
Get the The Golden Blend mug.by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021
Get the Golden tomato mug.