A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.
by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011
Get the Trouser Goblinmug. Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018
Get the Closet Goblinmug. by Anti-curry November 1, 2017
Get the curry goblinmug. Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
by L4L96 August 25, 2011
Get the Gouch Goblinmug. by franzez November 27, 2007
Get the ally goblinmug. A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.
The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".
by The Visitor! September 9, 2011
Get the blue goblinmug. n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.
Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010
Get the Cock Goblinmug.