Ass goblin

Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
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by numberonegirl March 12, 2009

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 April 17, 2018

Screaming Goblin

During sex, the male is extremely short and the girl is having a screaming orgasm

Hey wee man!

Hey dude.

Wassup?

Just gave this hot chick a "Screaming Goblin"

Sweet

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

curry goblin

A stinky Indian

Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets

by Anti-curry November 01, 2017

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)

Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.

by L4L96 August 23, 2011

Cock Goblin

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.

Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.

by Epileptic Dinosaur November 21, 2010

blue goblin

A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.

The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".

by The Visitor! September 09, 2011