German Handshake

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009

german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.

Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 23, 2006

Germani

Is The Person , Who All Girls Suck His Dick Or He Knows They Suck Dick.

Damn, That Nigga Germani Based .

by Bitch Suck Dick November 27, 2011

German Backpacker

While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.

Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker

Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!

Adolf: do u want one?

Goebbals:......yes?

by T. J. Baxter March 5, 2009

german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)

Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.

by Lars Shiggins August 3, 2007

germaine greer

ryhming slang for Beer

Im getting into a few fake tans of germaine greer

by Aussie Philbo December 15, 2006

German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

by Mcwynar January 5, 2011