Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024

Is sus.
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020

by WillyWoe November 25, 2017

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

A human who won't stop asking what a Glacier is. This person may also like the nickname Alastor. They can be very annoying, and sometimes even look to murder.
person 1: Wow, they really won't stop asking what a glacier is.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
person 2: They're being so Gabe right now.
by ThatOneWeebSimp April 30, 2024

by jasjfcj February 6, 2017

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc
Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019
