Facebook Defense

After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.

I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.

by Bignatius December 20, 2008

Facebook murder

Facebook murder is to delete someone from your facebook friends list.

Facebook: Delete this person from your friends list? Person: muhahaha yesss facebook murder haha

by Marthaw138 June 22, 2009

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

facebook whore

when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....

some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....

what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.

my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P

me: facebook whore....

by dario lyo September 30, 2007

Facebook Pimpin

The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.

by Busta Bus October 9, 2008

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009

Faceboak

The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak

Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?

Jim: No I have Faceboak....

by BigFanDan September 20, 2009