Fucktard

Fluffy unicorn lover!!! Say this to a person who loves fluffy unicorns!!

Hey dad! You are a fucktard

Dad: thanks honey!!

by Kittycatfucker August 23, 2023

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fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

by wwjd25 August 25, 2009

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Fucktard

someone who is very obnoxious or dumb

Jerry is a FuckTard.

by my lucky ass July 23, 2016

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FUCKTARD

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!

by The Klover December 10, 2023

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