Fucktard

Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers
which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.

Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on.

Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover.

Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards !

by Gorgonzola Happiness August 22, 2009

Fucktard

word used to describe a person or friend who has done something wrong

Give me back my Lunch money you Fucktard; said Jimmy to his Mom

by UrbanMasterDictionary May 10, 2018

Fucktard

one who thinks theyre cool, because they said something in an argument that only made them laugh.

Tom; whatever, you shit like your mum.
tom; *the only one who laughs*
Daniel; youre such a fucktard.

by edajkilam October 6, 2016

fucktard

what you call a fucking retarded person. a combination of fucking and retard.

Man, you're such a fucktard

by lol0987654321 December 28, 2010

fucktard

a person whom is a fucking retard

LAUREN IS A FUCKTARD

by burky August 2, 2017

fucktard

Fucktard consists of the two words fuck+retard, which becomes fucktard (duh).
(Mainly used towards teachers)

Teacher: Colton, where's your homework?
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!

by Lunar_Godess666 November 30, 2015

Fucktard

A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.

"I just sat down, now I have to go and wait on that fucktard" "Why can't that fucktard get here when everyone else does?

by Boscoe Once Again March 6, 2012