death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 4, 2006

Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.

"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."

by SamR1203 June 16, 2008

Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.

Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.

by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010

meat eating orchid

Invented by Kurdt Cobain when describing the Vagina- see {heart shaped box}

No wonder chicks are so pissed off all of the time, you would be too if you had someone putting the meat injection in your meat eating orchid all the time.

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

the worm-eating song

A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms

No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!

by RatchetBoo June 11, 2006

National eating pussy day

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!

Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.

by James_____ June 24, 2019

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006