Hong Dong

Having an extremely small penis

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong

by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.

Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?

by 1320horn November 22, 2016

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 11, 2019

Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.

person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Dong Dropper

A person who flashes their penis discretely in public by dropping their genitals out of there pants for a short period of time. This method is only used by people with self-control a.k.a bitches

Tommy-"Want me to dong drop that bitch?"
Jesus-"Dong Dropper(s) are bitches."
*gets free ass for a year*

by Yolo swagins May 10, 2015

Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse

Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets

by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009