Drugs

A bad thing that makes whales appear in you kitchen

Person 1: "yo dude im so high rn"
Person 2: "me too dude,what drugs you using?
Person 1: "all of them"
Person 2: "yo ttyl gonna fuck this whale"

by therealppman July 6, 2020

drugs

you're only in trouble if you get caught or if someone snitches.

winners don't get caught doing drugs

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 21, 2020

public drug addict

When someone is very open about their heavy drug use as if it's no big deal. Weed doesn't count since it's a pretty mild drug. We're talking heroin, cocaine, meth, ect. They'll post about it on twitter and facebook to act cool. When in reality, they look like attention whores.

FB status: Just got released from the hospital from doing too much coke!! No more drugs for a little while.

Me: Yup, public drug addict.

FB status 2: Im gonna get fucked up on speed this weekend, hell yeah.

Me: Seriously?! Not another public drug addict. *unfriends*

by Someone with a high IQ February 22, 2012

drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Drug bust

The act of cuming in a pussy while snorting cocaine off her tips

Bro. She showed me wat a drug bust really was and I was gone

by Zx6rboyyy October 11, 2023

Developer drug

because developers add crazy stuff to their games and you wonder whyy and what kind of drug they were on when adding this.

They added an enemy that is litterally just a nose... Must be the developer drug again..

by EuropeanImmigrant January 31, 2024

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023