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Jobs Corollary

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
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Birth Control Tag

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – tag their acquaintances in pictures that render the victim completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Often such images involve the use or overuse of controlled substances, or behaving in such a manner that puts their sexuality into question. Posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Tag (BCT) is one of the most effective methods to damage one's online reputation.
My friend Rob tagged Jason posturing himself in a suggestive manner against a statue of George Washington with his pants down. That's a BCT if I've ever heard of one.

Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.

Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.
by impotate May 10, 2011
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grandparental controls

Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.
My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.
by Garrick Mills July 27, 2020
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Gun control

Something that doesn’t exists in America
German: u heard about gun control?
American: no❤️
by Shreklynn January 20, 2021
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Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.
by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022
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remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"
by reynybeyny November 22, 2022
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redneck birth control

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section
by Skammmmm October 8, 2015
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