Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
Get the Jobs Corollary mug.On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – tag their acquaintances in pictures that render the victim completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Often such images involve the use or overuse of controlled substances, or behaving in such a manner that puts their sexuality into question. Posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Tag (BCT) is one of the most effective methods to damage one's online reputation.
My friend Rob tagged Jason posturing himself in a suggestive manner against a statue of George Washington with his pants down. That's a BCT if I've ever heard of one.
Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.
Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.
Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.
Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.
by impotate May 10, 2011
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Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.
My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.
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Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
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