punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

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clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

by Shamsta January 16, 2007

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clown penis

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.

Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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Clown Meal

A meal consisting of a #2(aka two cheeseburger meal), a six peice McNugget, and an Apple Pie from McDonalds. Upon eating the #2 and nuggets, the apple pie is carried to the site of the clowning, and ceremoniously spiked onto the ground.

Oh fuck. That bitch was so nasty, I worked up a hunger for a Clown Meal!

by Lyn Dawg May 18, 2006

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ASS CLOWN

A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.

"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"

by Bob Dicks January 30, 2008

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