Christopher

Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.

“Omg christopher is such a p3rv”
“It’s ok he’s g@y!”

by anitao6 March 24, 2025

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christopher

Usually a nice guy with a nice smile, but although he looks sexy he is very gay. He likes getting his little hole opened by a very enormous cocks. He enjoys hoping on top and giving the best fuck in your life.

You should always fuck a Christopher ;)

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a very nice but he is gay. He enjoys getting his little hole getting opened with enormous cocks that drops pre-cum every minute. He would hop on top and give you the best fucks.

You should always fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher

He likes taking big cocks from his little tight cock from dicks that drop pre-cum every minute.

Fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher Ward

A great watch company from England.

"Hey, is that Christopher Ward?"

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 25, 2025

Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.

“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025