Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

Christopher

Guy with big dick

Christopher has huge dick

by Longschlong19 March 28, 2022

Christopher endicott

A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota

Christopher endicott used to be my principal

by Jason baake June 3, 2019

Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

by Jojohawk June 2, 2023

Christopher

Big dick li nigga, he cool fr.

Christopher a cool li nigga

by Tayvon Cole November 20, 2023

Christopher

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.

Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there”
Journee- “ yep”

by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.

1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww

by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022