Carrot

bum fart poo

You are a carrot.

by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020

Carrots

Big Money / Fat Cash

"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef

by huslrenergy July 28, 2021

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

carrot

orang.

carrot am orang.

Carrot am orang. - steve jobs

by Cheesy Weezor July 27, 2020

Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025