hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor

how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.

by MiamiJones September 28, 2011

Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019

Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together

You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?

by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, the car that uplifted the lost souls of black men in Sauta.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car telling a Slay Queen to exit his Fucken Car.

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021