cake 

a desert with candles

i love cake

cake by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Eat Cake 

1. Eating pussy
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina

Ex 1:
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!

Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.

Eat Cake by pc15 December 17, 2008

Cake Sitting 

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

Cake Sitting by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010

Explosion Nut Cake 

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.

We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.

Explosion Nut Cake by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006

I love you like a fat loves cake 

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

I love you like a fat loves cake by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006

Cake in a Bowl 

An expression used to show optimism, and that everything is alright. It came from Mount Allison University, when students noticed a pile of mush that resembled a cake broken and smashed into a bowl with whipped cream on top.

"Bruno! What have you done? You dropped all of these cakes on the floor!"

"That's okay! Let's make Cake in a bowl!"

Cake in a Bowl by Randal J, February 24, 2008

cakeboss 

A hustler; a rich guy

Carlos: Damn, look at that cakeboss! I bet he gets a lot of pussy.

cakeboss by achmed achmadinijad October 29, 2009