Brooklyn are the most annoying people ever. She will never kiss anybody cause she's dating a boy who is 4'5 and she's 5'1
Brooklyn is a virgin
by Bellasoocool November 23, 2019
Get the Brooklynmug. shes literally perfect and i cant think of a time when she isn't on my mind. She has the best smile. Never fails to make me smile. Makes my heart skip a beat. Puts butterflies in my stomach. Looks great in Andres red H&M Hoodie and sat next too me in science class
by Your boyfriend (andres) March 6, 2020
Get the brooklynmug. Brooklyn - where do we start. There have been allegations of her having stds , after reading this definition I’ll let you be a judge of that . Brooklyn Has a weird thing for licking hobos, Infact she’s been seen in the woods near her house mingling with the hobos. Her laugh is comparable to a donkey on helium , expect some tears. One of her favourite pass times includes some questionable acts including seeds while inside an airplane bathroom- I’ll leave it at that 😳Some of her best insults include calling others “Taylor swift wannabes” , or “Jake Paul wannabes “ be aware as she will steal your mommy and daddy. One of her nicknames is “daddy’s little angel” other nicknames include “the shankstress “ after one of her old flames- Shanky . She has been seen drinking an unhealthy amount of tea- some have said vomit inducing . Brooklyn’s tend to be quite clumsy, we recommend wrapping them in bubble wrap. Brooklyn’s just some stupid vegetarian . Oh yeah and did we mention she’s gay?
by Thatscottishogregirl September 18, 2020
Get the Brooklynmug. by hockey brosky 69 January 20, 2020
Get the brooklynmug. *hears a roar*
person 1- "oh thst much be brooklyn the dinosaur."
person 2- "yeah i see her coming"
brooklyn- "roarrrrrr. hey guys!"
person 1- "oh thst much be brooklyn the dinosaur."
person 2- "yeah i see her coming"
brooklyn- "roarrrrrr. hey guys!"
by Dinosuars December 2, 2020
Get the Brooklynmug. An action where 1 person finds the most plump rat specifically in Brooklyn and pins it up against the wall and fucks it rapidly
by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024
Get the Brooklyn Rat Rapemug. 