french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

by dishpoontang November 30, 2006

Breakfast

*Break-Fast*

After sleeping, your body needs more energy/food to get the day started. In breakfast, you literally break the fast you had asleep.

"Anon you want some breakfast?"
"JEEZUS MUM WOT?? U TINK I'M STUPID?? OF COURSE I WANT BREAKFAST"

by XxXxUwOtM8???xXxX November 14, 2014

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).

My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.

by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010

Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

by Properkhunt October 14, 2016

Szymon’s special breakfast

Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.

“Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-

by Chemist92 February 27, 2020

portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

by omfg1337 September 24, 2008