Hook and book

A slang term from cops meaning arresting someone. Hook is handcuffing someone and book is booking them in jail.

Paul: I got pulled over for my 5th speeding ticket this morning.

Mike: Damn, Dude! I'm surprised the cop didn't hook and book you right there.

Paul: Man I wouldn't survive in prison.

by artorius1990 October 20, 2011

Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

by Sasquatch14 January 4, 2009

Bookclub

A boring group of people

Some of the losers at work always stick together.Bookclub

by The Dux March 22, 2008

nigger be good book

a book used in accounting class (Information Processing) to keep the kid sitting next to you in line. a.k.a n.b.g.b.

stop annoying me or ill get the nigger be good book out on you.

by yowatupfoolz November 21, 2007

bookaki glasses

Large sunglasses that cover the majority of a woman's face.

Look at those bookaki glasses!!! They would sure make for great shields in a bookaki film!

by Mr. Oplagus August 23, 2007

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

freaking book stand

A person whose purpose is to have books placed on top of. They are usually found in study groups. Also, in larger groups, they usually group together in pairs, sometimes using each other as their own freaking book stands.

Hey, dude! Did you see that freaking book stand over there!?

by The Whitehat October 13, 2004