Skip to main content

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
mugGet the benjamin button's dickmug.

Benjamin

Benjamin is the most amazing boyfriend or best friend you could ever have. He will never judge you for anything, as wierd as it is. He will love you no matter what and will never give up that love. He gives the best hugs. Whith Benjamin, he stops time and you can talk with him for hours. He is tall, amazing hair, likes the color purple and has a passion for basketball. If you ever meet a Benjamin dont let him go, you will regret it.
143637 <3
I love you Benjamin
by B+M forever May 12, 2022
mugGet the Benjaminmug.

Benjamin Tanklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
mugGet the Benjamin Tanklinmug.

Benjamin Solbrekke

Oh, let me tell you about Benjamin Solbrekke, the epitome of a pookiebear! This little bundle of joy is the definition of adorable; I mean, just thinking about him brings a smile to your face. With his twinkling eyes that seem to hold galaxies of wonder and a smile that could light up the darkest of rooms, Benjamin is simply irresistible.

His giggles? Oh, they're like music to the ears, tinkling with pure delight and infectious joy. And don't even get me started on his little pitter-patter footsteps! Each step he takes is like a tiny dance, full of innocence and charm.

But it's not just his outward appearance that makes him a pookiebear. Benjamin's heart is as big as his smile, overflowing with love and kindness. He's always ready with a hug or a cuddle, melting away any worries with his warmth.

And let's not forget his mischievous side! Benjamin's playful antics are enough to make anyone burst into laughter. From his adorable attempts at hiding to his cheeky grin when caught red-handed, he's a little rascal in the most endearing way possible.

In a world full of chaos, Benjamin Solbrekke shines like a beacon of sweetness and light. He's not just a pookiebear; he's the cutes little patootie in the world, stealing hearts wherever he goes.
Take my childlren Benjamin Solbrekke
by Moleim April 5, 2024
mugGet the Benjamin Solbrekkemug.

A Benjamin ingram

Some one that is dependent on mls and dick to survive
Oh look Steve has turned into a A Benjamin ingram
by Bignuts3939 May 2, 2024
mugGet the A Benjamin ingrammug.

Benjamin edward douglas

Overall lord who is beloved by most - except by haters. He is normally an incredibly lover
Just like the sun Benjamin Edward Douglas is bright.
by Ben124 May 1, 2023
mugGet the Benjamin edward douglasmug.

Benjamin Caleb

Girl: Benjamin Caleb broke me to pieces.
by UrbanLightz November 4, 2009
mugGet the Benjamin Calebmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email