shat the bed

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'

by Lucys_Drowning October 20, 2008

bed buddy

Slang term for one's male homosexual lover.

Is it true that Mike and Steve are bed buddies?

by volpot January 27, 2003

Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

bed turner

You wet the fuckin' bed

Dude, your such a fuckin' bed turner
who the fuck wets there bed at the age 35

by Kendogz (with the help of my friends) November 18, 2005

bed juice

Female ejaculation.. Girls who can squirt...

That girl can squirt cup loads! Her was bed juice all over..

by Lighthouse studios September 14, 2006

Bed and Breakfast

Code word for Bareback!!

by Luv macheeen April 30, 2003

Bed Lunch

Eating cereal exactly 3 hours after Dinner.

In some places it is thought of as a cousin of the more popular "brunch"

Anybody want bed lunch? I'm headed to the kitchen.

by Urban Defender May 15, 2019