Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

The Butthole Tickling Bandit

The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!

Bob: "DONT TRUST THE BUTTHOLE TICKLING BANDIT HE'S LYING"

by The Butthole Tickling Bandit October 27, 2022

Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!

Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

Baddie

A person, typically a girl, on social media that typically wears a hat of some kind, and Nike jackets or something like that, usually wears lots of makeup, has very "fleeked" eyebrows, has acrylic or fake nails, and is very pretty. Kylie Jenner is a great example of this.

"Did you see Ashley? She looked like a baddie"

"Wow she must be a baddie😍"

by layla0050 July 24, 2016

Cum Bandit

One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"

"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine

"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit

by cum bandito December 11, 2010

Fanny Bandit

A word often used to describe a straight guy who acts exceptionally gay or feminine. Also a gay guy who is exceptionally open about their orientation and hits on every man he sees.

Wow, that new kid jim is a fanny bandit.

by Joanne Sandanno March 6, 2008