Chicken Balling

Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.

Nothing really gets me going like when I am Chicken Balling that Molly bitch.

by Barry11 February 19, 2008

Ball Fluffer

a person who massages a man's balls to make him perform better.

Your acting is terrible. Please see our susan the ball fluffer and be back in 5 minutes.

by Steven-Oh April 15, 2010

Chill Balls

Noun

1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.

"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."

"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"

by USCG_chillballs November 21, 2011

Hobo Ball

A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit.

Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!"
Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points."

by Chiefdom April 20, 2009

Glue Balls

When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.

I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!

I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!

by Catphish18 September 7, 2007

true-balls

The unpleasant, enduring reaction to cliff-hanger endings particular to the HBO show, "True Blood." This is derived from the idea that "True Blood" never quite climaxes, rather cutting to the credits just before the episode comes to fruition, which, in effect, is detrimental to the viewer's body and mind. The pain simulates blue-balls, lasts for days, and can only be pacified by another episode of "True Blood." Unfortunately, such a solution reaps the same consequences.

This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.

"Man fucking shit, I have to wait nine months to get rid of these true-balls."
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"

by Ludovico 6710 September 25, 2009

ball knowledge

how much you know about football and your team.

“Harry Maguire is terrible”. Whoever said that has no ball knowledge since they don’t know that maguire is amazing

by beneficialtrap February 6, 2023