First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome

by bilthebuket January 18, 2023

Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016

Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

Timothecles’ First Principle

Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.

Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !

I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night

by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018

Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019