Boner-Brain 

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.

I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.

Boner-Brain by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015

boner donor 

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.

A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.

boner donor by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023

boner kill 

Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.

When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.

boner kill by Eva-lynn July 25, 2008

Boner in Gym Class 

Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.

Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"

Boner in Gym Class by atrain595 June 1, 2011

Boner Water 

A swimming pool with Gay guys in it.

That pool over there has boner water in it.

Boner Water by CM 2.0 May 14, 2017

boner blinded 

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

boner blinded by ownNfools March 4, 2008

boner hole 

(n): A more politically correct term for calling someone a cunt. The word boner hole was invented by Tim Hovind who resides in a small Saskatchewan town.

ex.)
John: Look at that stupid woman trying to drive in the city.. She just about hit more pedestrians than I have!
Tim: Yeah.. What a boner hole!

boner hole by BraLubricant August 27, 2010