Gash Attack

When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.

Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad

by Hero19 December 24, 2011

Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.

by BIG BOY March 30, 2012

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

Part Attack

When a major part on your car goes kablooey.

Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.

John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?

Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.

by Kalisiin February 18, 2013

Slack-Attack

The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.

I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..

by sschirem March 7, 2013

Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum

I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon

by Roko8888 May 31, 2014

Fat attack

The moment when you eat too much food and struck with heavy symptoms such as;
Sleepiness, stomach pain, and fatigue

My God, I ate so much I think I'm having a Fat attack.

by MikeTheGod November 24, 2015