Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

Alaskan earthquake

When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.

Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.

by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009

Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

by siberianchill February 3, 2013

Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.

For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

atascadero

city in california, very small. "mud hole" in spanish. home of red necks, stoners/druggies, psychos and normals(whom are very rare). avoid if at all possible. good luck.

"hey bro ever heard of atascadero?"
"ewwww....dont speak of it"

by someonethatsayshi May 30, 2012

alasdair

The act of perverting over girls at least seven years older than you.

Person 1: 'She's hot'
Person 2: 'She's 8 years older than you!'
Person 1: 'So?'
Person 2: 'You Alasdair'

by Purity Assassin March 11, 2007

Alaskian Bullworm

"The Alaskian Bull Worm" is when a female or a male takes their finger and hits the male's penis back and forth. It takes great finger agility and erected penises to create the sensation of "The Alaskian Bullworm" This is an expierience that you will never forget. Tell your sexual partner to get their fingers ready!

Can I give you an Alaskian Bullworm?

by the sex doctors August 22, 2010