Alexander is truly a good guy. He makes people laugh and is, in simple terms, charming. He knows to brighten a room and has a fantastic smile. He's got good hygiene and is confident. some will say he's overall confident, but that's nothing to shy away from. Dark skin, chocolate eyes, and a sneakerhead.
Alexander is my manzz
by drelovesicespice November 21, 2023

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.
His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.
His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.
His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?
of course i do.
well i have a crush on him!
everybody does! don’t you know that?
oh! but who does he like?
not u ur a pick me-
of course i do.
well i have a crush on him!
everybody does! don’t you know that?
oh! but who does he like?
not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022

by Aoier June 15, 2023

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS
“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”
by bmil02 February 20, 2025

he knows all and is all
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021
