Alexander Cucci

A giant fucking chud who has a square head with so much acne that it looks like a fungus from a zombie show and can’t pull any girls

That guy is so gay and chopped he is a prime example of an Alexander Cucci

by Tyler Buchanan December 8, 2025

Alexander

Usually into rock bands like Blink-182 or Fall out boy

Alexander: "Hey im going to a Blink-182 concert!"
Person: "Ofcourse you are, your an Alexander"

by Ana910 December 31, 2017

Alexander Carlyle Little

The sweetest man who ever lived. The boy with the perfect eyes and nose and hair and smile. A little short, but cute as a button. Sexy af. Somewhat forgetful. Very creative. Few words but many jokes. 10/10 would date again.

Alexander Carlyle Little, isn't that the guy who made that one song ages ago, what's it called again? The day before or something, I think it's on Spotify

by Valar_Moghulis November 23, 2021

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

Alexander

A nerd who is surprisingly good at sports any girl who meets him will want to hold before he leaves them

That man is Alexander

by Godric Gryffindor November 13, 2020

Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER

Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be

by eva_cool October 20, 2021