alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

cheating addiction

A girl that already has a boyfriend but is addicted to other cocks so she goes out with other guys. After that she goes and block the guy she had a thing with and runs back to the boyfriend. Ans the story goes like that till she die. The End.

"She literary just blocked me"
"Weren't you together last night?"
"Yeah"
*the next day comes and you find out she has a boyfriend and she is a girl with cheating addiction*

by dindondan May 12, 2017

selective addiction

The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Exclamark Addict

Person who abuses exclamation marks in written communication (texts/IMs/emails/messageboards).

"Don't think of me as a grammar nazi, but you have a problem. You are an exclamark addict."

by sanzinc September 7, 2013

Ink Addict

One who constantly craves in getting more and more tattoos.

Hey dude, you see that guy covered in ink over there?
Yeah man, that guy is a boss, must be an Ink Addict.

by Jmfootball1993 January 29, 2012

jizz addict

The term jizz addict that refers to a person who appears constantly driven by the urge for sexual release or physical
pleasure. It's a rough, informal way of describing someone whose focus on sexual gratification feels excessive or habitual then end up releasing all semen jizz flooded in their pants without telling anyone.

"Bro, chill out - you're acting like a total jizz addict," Ryan lauahed as his friend kept making dirty jokes

by Jeff Rizler October 31, 2025