by biggerbooty August 6, 2011

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by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024

by Grayson72627 May 17, 2021
