You know when you are best friends when you get drunk together after the kids fall asleep and watch porn together.
When you ask your best friend to feel your legs if they are smooth enough for the guy you are seeing tonight.
When your best friend holds your eye lids open so wont you fall asleep.
When you ask your best friend to feel your legs if they are smooth enough for the guy you are seeing tonight.
When your best friend holds your eye lids open so wont you fall asleep.
by Mmalita February 28, 2009

your friends. and depending on the situation someone you just met that helped you out or hooked you up.
by bestdude November 21, 2010

by The Agnostic Hippo January 1, 2012

toadstool looking guy that cant pronounce "th" and has a hitler haircut, this "specimen" is constantly found blurting out abusive words, not aware that he is bagging himself. He also displays a poor recognition of the other sex and displays extreme attachment to the same sex.
by david, his anal sex buddy October 13, 2003

guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?
guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
by mr.scott.0 November 19, 2010

Quote from hit tv show "Chappelle's Show":
Tyrone Buggums at the class talking with little kids:
"You can't fly on drugs, only on the "best stuff". But you can't get the "best stuff", I don't!"
Tyrone Buggums at the class talking with little kids:
"You can't fly on drugs, only on the "best stuff". But you can't get the "best stuff", I don't!"
by BabyBoss October 28, 2009
