National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.

It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.

by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National hug day

Give out a hug to any of you friends or crush. January 22.

Guy1: You, know what day is it today?
Guy2: No what is it?
Guy1:national hug day

Guy2: aww yeah

by Beira Rosado January 22, 2020

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National Ds Bizzy day

Today you can ds bizzy whenever you feel like it

“Today is national ds bizzy day”❗️

by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022

National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.

You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less

by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022