cheese ball try hard

A pussy ass guy who tries hard to impress women by catering to them in very pansy ass way. This guy is usually a white knight who takes selfies with an effeminate look on his face possibly with puppies,elderly or children solely for attention . This is the guy who comments on girl's photos of whom he has no chance of sleeping with on social media things like "How are you so perfect" . This guy probably calls women bae and buys girls those giant Vermont teddy bears for Valentines day.

Look at that Cheese Ball Try Hard wearing a pink shirt trying to play the sensitive card with that girl listening to her talk about her boyfriend. He wants to sleep with her but he will be unsuccessful. What a limp wrist-ed Cheese Ball Try Hard.

by Jacob Hammil September 15, 2016

Big fat juicy balls

"Big fat juicy balls" is a word used to when you're referring to someone's "BFJB" a.k.a "Big fat juicy balls".

Dude i was getting my back blown by a black guy with Big fat juicy balls, you wouldnt believe me if i told you how big they were!!

by BigManSchro July 27, 2022

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.

Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)

by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do

Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath

by fruityfresh69420cringeattack October 12, 2017

Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014

alaskan beach ball party

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.

Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

by Overusingthestapler April 19, 2014