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I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
by Churty1 August 2, 2022
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Got a bit going on

Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on
by Big Bad Belly August 4, 2022
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Let’s go to the YMCA

Originates from the song “Y.M.C.A” by Village People.

The cleaner equivalent for “Let’s go have rough gay sex.” Probably comes from the song because it was supposedly about gay sex.
Sean: Hey Frank, Let’s go to the YMCA!
Frank:Anytime, but it’ll have to be at your house. My dad’s home.
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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
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Go Phantom

Definition of a phantom person:

An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.

“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”

Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.

(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”

Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
by Preston Sexton June 10, 2022
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Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
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Going to NAble

IT slang for “that guy is gay”.
by Spanky Slops June 13, 2022
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