why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?
she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her
she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her
by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017
Get the jump off mug.Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
Get the Bitch Off A Cliff mug.A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
Get the Lumberjacking Off mug.“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018
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by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009
Get the faxed off mug.The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.
We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
by Salamski September 13, 2024
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