Non-stop cock

A mans penis that stays rock hard all the time.

when I am with my boyfriend, Michael he pleases me for hours with his non-stop cock!

by Amazing Amy October 2, 2014

Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

by JM2001 January 25, 2017

cock my bum

An expression of abject surprise; the user is so shocked that he/she has transcended the boundary between noun and verb and utilsed the word 'cock' as the latter.

Prima: Dude, Elly just pissed all over your cat while it was sleeping.

Secunda: Cock my bum.

by Michael B Hawke October 6, 2009

Cocking On Your Bitch

To hit on another persons girlfriend.

"Stop talking dat shit or im gunna be cocking on your bitch"

by neale johnson December 13, 2007

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

legs cocked open

A loose girl laying around legs open and waiting

She's laying around with her legs cocked open

by Toniboy January 28, 2017

Chevy small-cock

The engine in an overly large, loud, lifed truck. Typically driven by those who need to make up for defiency in their netherregions

"When the hunter started his truck, I could here that he had a chevy small-cock, his wife must be proud."

by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008