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Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020
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by What? - November 14, 2023
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Black Privilege

*Black Privilege (noun):*
When benefits, rights, and privileges gained from African American struggles, sacrifices, and activism are transferred to and enjoyed by non-Black individuals and groups, often perpetuating systemic inequality.
"Black Privilege should mean equal rights and protections under Civil Rights Act 1866, but ironically refers to the unfair advantage other groups have claimed from laws originally intended to benefit African Americans."
OR alternatively:
"People realized too late that Black Privilege actually meant others benefiting from laws meant to end Black oppression – a twisted systemic inequality."
OR simplest form:
"Black Privilege: when laws meant for African American equality are exploited by others."
by Black Privilege Matters January 7, 2025
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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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Black and Decker Sandwich

Pulling out a hammer and making someone eat it to the face (AKA Knudsen special).
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 21, 2025
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