AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 2, 2022

Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018

Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick

"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."

by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022

Bippin like a cheech

To talk shit about a irrevelevent subject

Yo dawg quit bippin like a cheech before I smack you

by anonymous February 1, 2023

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

Built like a ginger

Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead

I told the cop my friend was built like a ginger

by Mz.Mistress January 23, 2021

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025