paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.

"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."

by MemeSupreme December 18, 2015

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Bag

Short version for trashbag or trash

-Yo have you seen that movie?
-Yeah, it was totally bag.

by BAAAAG May 17, 2019

Bag

To pull someone or date someone, to get with someone

i wanna bag day ting ong

by BadbittieVex June 15, 2022

cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Bag

To get or “bag” a girl that you like.

“Yo I heard u bagged that girl nigga”

by Jsheieieufbfbsnqnwjrbf May 22, 2023

douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014