The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.
Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.
by AMPM91 May 26, 2025
Get the Papa-Buttmug. a phrase typically used in a "funny" matter, where you tell someone to "guess what". if they respond with "what?" its go time. say the forbidden words. say... say... chicken butt.
Successful Attempt:
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: what
Person 1: chicken butt
Person 2: fuck off
Unsuccessful Attempt:
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: its been five years. the incident was five years ago. you need to let go. i know its hard for you to unde-
Person 1: chicken butt
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: what
Person 1: chicken butt
Person 2: fuck off
Unsuccessful Attempt:
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2: its been five years. the incident was five years ago. you need to let go. i know its hard for you to unde-
Person 1: chicken butt
by isuredohopeiamnotbannedfromurb November 23, 2022
Get the Chicken Buttmug. by Ontopofcarssshakingbutt June 17, 2025
Get the BBBB/Boba Bubble Butt Bitchmug. by Debbie A. November 15, 2007
Get the butt fiddlemug. When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.
by borkanese May 21, 2023
Get the Kentucky fried brazilian butt plugmug. Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009
Get the ill money buttmug. a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.
by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009
Get the Choice Buttmug.